50 Weird Thoughts I've Had During COVID-19
Cos we've all gone a bit...strange.
Should I start a fitspo Instagram with no training or experience or interest in fitness?
Should I become a vet assistant? Facebook wants me to.
Omg. I should do a course and become a psychologist.
I'm gonna read 50 books.
No. I'm gonna watch 50 shows. TV is basically reading without wasting trees.
I'm gonna start a business!
Eh, who can be fucked understanding organising their own Super?
This is the time. I will finally invest in the COVID vaccine and become a squillionaire.
How do I invest?
I do not have funds to invest.
I'm gonna start baking.
Hey, Maccas is on UberEats with free delivery now! No need to bake.
I'm gonna clean every surface of this house.
I'm gonna be hot af and work out every day in quarantine and come out looking like Rihanna.
So, I'm married, and we are a fat couple. As long as we are okay with it, it's finnneee.
Maybe I should just fly to London and quarantine for two weeks like yolo and do my job from there?