Bachelor Finale Recap: Locky's Letters Home
Locky (and his mum) decide who will be his #1 Sister Wife.
"I've finally found Mrs Locky Kuta, #1" Source: Channel 10
The day has finally come to make the big decision. Who will I share my ̶b̶l̶u̶e̶ ̶t̶i̶c̶k̶ heart with? Irena is a nurse, so she will bring my Hydralite when I’ve got Bali Belly, but Bella has 80,000 Instagram followers, and that could be really good for my ̶s̶p̶o̶n̶s̶o̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶r̶i̶p̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶A̶n̶t̶a̶r̶c̶t̶i̶c̶a̶ career.
I had to start the decision-making process as per my contract running shirtless x1 (2 to go) and showing tatt x1. Oshi said it really might help make up my mind. He said being topless has helped all the other bachelors find their first wife. But it didn’t help me mummy. It’s not fair! I want to keep both of them.
"I don't need you nagging me to clean my room Mummy, just make a decision for me!" Source: Channel 10
MUMMY! It was so good to see you my #1 help me choose ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶b̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶t̶e̶d̶d̶y̶ ̶b̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶h̶o̶m̶e̶ MRS LOCKY ADVENTURE! But mummy, I was so mad that Oshi teased me by having them both meet you together. I had a little bit of hope Oshi had changed his mind on the sister wives pitch ̶o̶r̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶w̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶B̶i̶g̶ ̶L̶o̶v̶e̶. I don’t know why he won’t go for it. Locky and Sister Wives of Kuta would be bonza for Channel 10's low budget trend, and with Locky, it would definitely get the ratings.
But mummy, I’m glad you came. I missed you ̶c̶o̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶d̶i̶n̶n̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ but why couldn’t you just tell me what to do li̶k̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶s̶p̶e̶c̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶.̶ ̶What do you mean when you say you want someone who can stand up to me? Do you mean someone I can stand up on a paddleboard with? Oh mummy, it’s too hard. LOCKY NO UNDERSTAND. LOCKY NO DO DECISIONS.
I decided to take them both on one more date. Surely that would help me.
"We both like OUTDOORS!" Source: Channel 10