• Jessica Taylor Yates and Nicole Sherwin

Bachelor Recap E04: Locky's Letters Home

It was time to pull out the big guns (mine) and remind everyone this is Locky's show - and Locky good at outdoors.


By Jessica Taylor Yates and Nicole Sherwin

"Locky big. Oshi small." Source: Channel 10


Dear Mummy,


After Areeba stole all my screentime last night with her ̶r̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶n̶n̶e̶r̶ temper tantrum, it was time to remind everyone that THIS IS LOCKY’S SHOW. It was time for me to pull out the big guns (mine) and remind everyone that Locky is good at outdoors!


I took one of the dancing blondes on a bushwalk, but mummy, you know me, always the ADVENTURER, I snuck in a little abseiling. Dancing blonde was scared, I suggested we go and get some chips and gravy instead, those servo sangas really weren’t touching the edges. But she wanted to impress me and I wanted to show her my 1̶2̶-̶i̶n̶c̶h̶ ̶p̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶s̶a̶f̶e̶t̶y̶ ̶h̶a̶r̶n̶e̶s̶s̶ skills. Mummy, I know it’s naughty to kiss all the girls, but ̶I̶’̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶s̶l̶u̶t̶s̶h̶a̶m̶e̶d̶, the blondes are so pretty, I can’t help myself.