• Jessica Taylor Yates and Nicole Sherwin

Bachelor Recap E05: Locky's Letters Home

Our connection is stronger than the clip on my bungie buckle.

Is Prisonbreak showing what she'll do to me if I send her home?

Dear Mummy,


Well, a̶f̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶l̶o̶c̶k̶d̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶m̶e̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶n̶’̶t̶ ̶e̶n̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶t̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ ̶g̶o̶e̶s̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶ ̶f̶e̶w̶ ̶n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶s̶,̶ the party continues! So not sure if you remember, but the non-blondes were all over me which is strange because I thought their special day passes would have expired by now?

I'm not sure all these future MRS. LOCKY ADVENTURES are quite right mummy. I thought to get contestants, as per show protocol, Oshi backed up the NISSAN DUKE at Bondi Icebergs and yelled out, ‘Who wants followers?!’ and all these chicks got in. But now it seems that none of them had a proper screening beforehand cos bitches be CRAY and mummy, I'm scared. They also don't seem to have been briefed on the premise of the show which is: many girls date guy at once, which is ME, LOCKY!


Ol’ Prisonbreak told the other girls to suck a dick last week, so I just need to s̶t̶a̶y̶ ̶c̶a̶l̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶o̶p̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶’̶s̶ ̶m̶i̶n̶e̶ protect m̶y̶s̶e̶l̶f̶ the girls. It’s weird she is upset that I am talking to the girls but also the whole show is about me talking to all the girls?