• Jessica Taylor Yates and Nicole Sherwin

Bachelor Recap E07: Locky's Letters Home

I'll show you a LOCKdown alright.

Mmm. Locky like outdoor. Source: @thewashonline


Dear Mummy,

Tonight, five birds are going zoom zoom HOME in the Nissan JUKE. Zoom is the theme today mummy, and I’m not talking about me on the quad bikes round Kuta!

Today, Oshi came and told me there's a health thingy going on and mummy my first thought was you, I just wanted to come home a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶f̶i̶r̶e̶t̶r̶u̶c̶k̶. He said all c̶h̶a̶l̶l̶e̶n̶g̶e̶s̶ ̶group dates have to be on the compound, just like that cult in Big Love. It’s a LOCK…DOWN. HAHAHA mummy get it? No-one comes in no one goes out of LOCKYLAND. Cos Locky like locking down bishes.


So, instead of heading out on my usual amazing group dates like making chicks fence or play football in the rain, they brought in a̶ ̶w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶d̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶o̶c̶a̶l̶ ̶R̶S̶L̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶c̶l̶a̶i̶m̶e̶d̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶m̶i̶n̶d̶s̶ a real-life psychic! I invited the BFFs m̶y̶ ̶s̶i̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶w̶i̶v̶e̶s̶ Irena and Bella, but mummy Irena AGAIN with the four-eyes and I thought I said last time they STAY AT THE COMPOUND. Locky no likey.