Bachelor Recap E10: Locky's Letters Home
Bella and Irina fighting was good news. It confirmed they would both be great leading ladies in Locky's Real Housewives of Kuta
More candles than a teenagers seance? Source: Channel 10
As much as I enjoyed my lockdown stay in my childhood bedroom, I’m so happy to be back at The Ishka Mansion. Spooning Mr Ted was no comparison to ̶r̶e̶l̶i̶e̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶b̶l̶u̶e̶ ̶b̶a̶l̶l̶s̶ cuddling with ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶n̶n̶e̶r̶ Bella ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶l̶i̶p̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶k̶e̶y̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶b̶e̶a̶c̶h̶h̶o̶u̶s̶e̶. I’m so glad to see all my ̶s̶i̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶w̶i̶v̶e̶s̶ girlfriends in real FaceTime! The secret spy software Oshi popped on their ̶M̶a̶c̶B̶o̶o̶k̶s̶ ̶no name brand laptops was helpful in ensuring they didn’t go for secret iso walks around ‘The Tan’ with ̶e̶x̶ ̶B̶a̶c̶h̶e̶l̶o̶r̶e̶t̶t̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶t̶e̶s̶t̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ random boys who slid into their DMs, but with our dial-up internet, I was really struggling to tell the blondes apart. Maybe I should have kept some more non-blondes around after all? LOL JOKES! But really mummy, ensuring all the ̶s̶i̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ w̶i̶v̶e̶s̶ harem are back locked up in The Ishka Mansion gives me great ̶c̶o̶n̶t̶r̶o̶l̶ comfort. We’re all safe, away from COVID and I’m back to being the only one around here spreading diseases.
Bella put on a show nearly as good as the original housewives. Source: GIPHY