• Jessica Taylor Yates and Nicole Sherwin

Bachelor Recap E12: Locky's Letters Home

"It's becoming clear Bella is an only child."

Decor by Salvo's. Source: Channel 10

Dear Mummy,


Last night was tough. I had to cull three ̶ ̶s̶i̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶w̶i̶v̶e̶s̶ potential spawn bearers. It’s not fair mummy, I want to keep them all! More ladies=more babies. But Oshi said I can only keep one ̶o̶f̶f̶i̶c̶i̶a̶l̶l̶y̶. So it’s time to start thinking and making some tough decisions. That will be a challenge for Locky, but LOCKY LOVES A CHALLENGE.

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Mummy, I could not possibly eat one more servo sanga. So I decided to take matters into my own hands. I locked Oshi in the dungeon, stole his corporate credit card and popped down to Coles for some groceries. My s̶i̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶w̶i̶v̶e̶s̶ harem were so grateful to finally eat something besides YOUFOODZ. LOCKY ̶S̶t̶a̶r̶b̶u̶c̶k̶s̶ ̶knows how to treat the ladiezzz.

Oshi broke free just as we finished up brunch. ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶d̶u̶c̶e̶r̶s̶ I needed a way to cull a few more of the ̶s̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶f̶i̶l̶l̶e̶r̶s̶ girlfriends before hometown visits. Oshi said Channel 10 can only afford V-Line train tickets for four ̶s̶i̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶w