• Jessica Taylor Yates and Nicole Sherwin

Bachelor Recap E13: Locky's Letters Home

They asked me about feminism and NOT FAIR I did not accept this challenge!

Dear Mummy,

Well, I'm on the home stretch now, but Oshi said cos of 'cov-id', my s̶i̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶w̶i̶v̶e̶s̶ girlfriends and their families come to ME cos this is LOCKY'S SHOW. There’s social distancing and shit, but like, whatever. Locky good at outdoor and Locky good at family.


First up, Issy. Mummy, that laugh is so infectious:

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree...Source: GiPHY


On our date, she gave me yoga pants and took my shirt off so that STRENGTH AND HONOUR was released. Mummy, it had been some time since I had taken my shirt off (like that time all the girls sexually assaulted me) and as you know, I made Channel 10 put it in my contract that I need to show my tatt 1x per ep, and shirt off 3x per season. Anyway. We did yoga.

Issy showed me d̶̶̶o̶̶̶g̶g̶̶̶y̶̶̶ ̶s̶t̶y̶l̶e̶