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Bachie in Paradise: LAL Weekly Recap 4

“Does he want a jailbird or a hot bird?”

By Katherine Lambert

I know I say 'what a week!' every time about this show, but hot dayymn this has been a hectic week on Bachelor in Paradise!

I’ll try and summarise.

First of all, Mary, your accent is out of this world. It’s like a strong Brazilian accent combined with a grating Australian one. Sorry, but I have a bit of a love-hate relationship with it.

Everyone seems content in Paradise until ‘Hurricane Keira’ struts through the door.

Keira’s given the luxury of blindly asking questions to all the boys and choosing someone for a date. She gets Connor, which has pros and cons.

Pro, he doesn’t know who she is, so not swept up in her history of Bachie.

Con, he doesn’t know who she is.

After the arrival of Keira, another Bula Banquet strikes, and Keira is intent on causing some drama.

"I gave Brittney my rose because I couldn't imagine waking up in Paradise without her here," said Jamie. Lovely words to hear, yet he also talks about