• Nicole Sherwin

Completely Reasonable, Totally Petty Dealbreakers

You land on the tarmac and they stand up and start to clap. What have you done? You must annul this marriage immediately.

Source: NBC


Imagine you’re on your honeymoon to Europe with your new SO. It’s your first flight together. Your Valium wears off just as you land. You look over and notice your partner has his bare feet and unkempt toenails rested on the seat in front of you. You rub your eyes thinking you must still be asleep, surely, it can’t be, but then the plane hits the tarmac and they start to clap. What have you done? You must obviously annul the marriage immediately.