• Jessica Taylor Yates

How To Judge People According To Where They Sit On The Dog Scale

This article appears to many of our shared hobbies - lying on the couch scrolling, pretending to learn something, and of course, judging people.

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This article appears to many of our shared hobbies - lying on the couch scrolling, pretending to learn something, and of course, judging people. Also, there are cute pictures of puppies along the way. For some of us, this is a sheer delight. For dog lovers, this may come as a surprise- but not everybody out there is an automatic 10 on the dog love scale. I myself was a 4 until I begrudgingly got one of my own with my partner (who is an 11, but that's off-scale), and still, it took me a while to go from a 6 to what my mates now call a full-blown 10 (I say I'm a healthy 7). What do all these numbers mean, you ask? They're a way of identifying your dog likeability, so your dog-loving pals know if it’s safe to show you a picture, let alone bring a furry pal to your BBQ without wondering if their pooches are going to be served for dinner.

So rest assured, those days of wondering if your friends are sociopaths or full-blown furries are OVER. Have a read through the old school 1-10 scale to see where you and your mates sit on The Dog Scale- and prepare to be judged accordingly.


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