• Jessica Taylor Yates

The Block Recaps: Front Yard Week

All of Australia is allowed outside - but does that mean we want to be in the desert?

Is this the winner? All will be revealed. Source: 9now

*Spoilers ahead*

Poor Harry and Tash have poured their heart and souls into Front Yard Week with no reward, whilst water features get demonised.

Hi everyone, and welcome to another round of armchair judging! Just like the rest of us have been clamouring to Bunnings (okay, maybe just the Melbournians who are excited it’s finally opened) this week, we’re all excited to be outside! Now, I’m not going to focus on ‘what we were hoping for’ this week, because I can’t even begin to see what I was ‘hoping for’ for a 1910s backyard. Let’s be real, we all want a nice paint job and a well-manicured lawn for someone else to take care of. I am your resident Work From Home (WFH) Judge who knows nothing about plants, but loads about judging them. Let’s go!

Ugh. The Judges Intro. Like the eras, can’t this part of the show just get a gentle phase out?

Stop pls. Source: GiPHY

Harry and Tash (1920s)

The biggest space and tightest budget, we are told. I'm not sure how, as so many rooms seem bare, but okay.