• Jessica Taylor Yates and Nicole Sherwin

Bachelor Recap E06: Locky's Letters Home

Gemma talked a lot about crowns, but the only Crowns I’m interested in is the one where I’m on the dance floor with Warnie at 2am.

Dear Mummy,


The mansion full of crazy girls keep fighting and mummy STOP FIGHTING I̶ ̶a̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶ t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶a̶t̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶. I wish there was a way out l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶l̶o̶b̶a̶l̶ ̶p̶a̶n̶d̶e̶m̶i̶c̶. They're weird. It’s been approximately 48 hours and t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶p̶ ̶t̶w̶o̶ ̶Irena and Bella are best friends. I mean...threeway, or…?

I got the sheilas together to play a game of outdoor c̶h̶e̶s̶t̶ chess, but then mummy, J̶o̶n̶a̶t̶h̶a̶n̶ Oshi got them to start t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶l̶l̶e̶n̶g̶e̶ playing Never Have I Ever like 14-year-olds getting lit on UDL's at the skatepark. Plus, Maddy was in one of those train hats from Valleygirl, and Irena had clearly been on the old Muster straightener with her hair. What I’m saying is - WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME TODAY’S THEME WAS 2002? I would have busted out the Champion swishy tracksuit like nobody's business!