• Nicole Sherwin

The 'Kid' Life Crisis

I found myself sitting on the couch of a suburban shopping centre playground on a Wednesday and I thought to myself, “What the fuck I am doing? I bet Bec Judd doesn’t do this.”

Despite my whinging, Elfie is 100% the best. Image: Supplied.

Lately I’ve found myself torn between wanting to live my best life and wanting to give my crotch princess her best life. I want to live in the inner suburbs, near shops, bars and cafes and still go out on weekends (obviously being home by 10pm). But I also