• Jessica Taylor Yates

We Asked, You Told: The Worst Dates EVER!

I mean, I know it was bad for you, but man was this good for me (sips large almond latte...)



This week in the Facebook group Large Almond Latte, we asked the question: What's the worst date you've ever had?

Man, was this fun. I mean, obviously not for the people who went on them. These dates sounded fucking awful. But to read, well, I definitely was sipping that large almond latte. If you missed it, first off, join the group, we do this fun shit every week, and second, there were some doozies. Catfishing, tardiness, grossness, sex pressure...nothing was off the table.


We started with fan Grace, who basically got catfished cos when she arrived, he looked NOTHING like his profile (side note - I don't get the point of this. You'd rather people get wowed than disappointed, no?) only for them to then go to the cafe he 'arranged', which was...closed. He ended up driving her to a super cheap Chinese restaurant (in the morning? No!) and suggested THREE times that they just go back to his for a tea and to 'relax'.

Source: GiPHY


That said, food can seriously make or break a date. Fan Judith was immediately turned off when she was presented with a cold tuna tray bake on the beach and honestly, even just typing that made me feel sad inside. Fan Mia spoke of a friend who went on a date where a girl asked for leftovers...from the people who left the table next to them. Um hun, do you need some change and a ride to Centrelink? I remember going on a date where the guy ordered for me, and it didn't